Double Clutching

Finger blasting two chicks simultaneously from behind in a public setting, preferably on the dance floor while wearing sunglasses

Nate: Yo did you see Sam out on the dance floor?
Jake: Finger blasting those two hussies?
Nate: Yeah he was double clutching the shit out of them!
Jake: WOW! I gotta get me two hoes to double clutch!

by DilboGaggins420 October 25, 2018

clutched up

When a friend pulls through.

Peter really clutched up when he sent the math notes.

by Joshua_Rothwell March 10, 2017

super clutch

Completely bad ass. Impressive to the millennial generation.

That new Fetty Wap song is so super clutch.

by Cajun022 May 9, 2017

pearl clutching

The phrase "pearl clutching" means being shocked by something once-salacious that should now be seen as commonplace. It is used to dismiss someone as being prudish, uptight, or otherwise too conservative in their thinking

“Amusingly, upon the various perfume boards there’s been a little bit of pearl clutching going on about the concept of a marijuana perfume.”

by UrbanTourist October 8, 2016

clutch or kick

You must win or you get kicked! Must be said in voice chat or it does not count

Kill the last 3 guys, clutch or kick

by The real pizza July 2, 2015

J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch

Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.

by Strokin August 6, 2011

dragon clutch

(Verb) To totally grip a male's genatalia from behind, whilst lifting the male into the air. Should be accompanied by loudl announcing "Dragon Clutch".

Whilst walking through the town, Jacques used the Dragon Clutch on Tom.

by Smith83 July 30, 2017