Cluster Ache

A Person who is always talks and gives other people headaches.

"The next-door neighbor won't stop talking about his collection of music, he's such a Cluster Ache!!"

by TheResearcher March 9, 2023

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

Cluster hiccup

An unforseen delay creating a chain reaction of minor setbacks

Rob - (On phone with wife) Don't think I can make dinner with your parents tonight, the printer broke at work and I'm all backed up getting the reports ready for the morning.

Sarah - Oh, come on Rob, that's the third time this month your standing us up because of a cluster hiccup.

by shakerrr March 27, 2011

Cluster nut

The action of 10 guys ejaculating on top of one of your loved ones faces until the victim has accepted defeat.

Hey boys what do you think about pulling a cluster nut on Jerry’s parakeet tomorrow night

by Niggaman May 3, 2022

Cluster fuck

A cluster fuck is when a place is overly crowded, or extremely busy; when there is no room to do anything

"We decided to go to another restaurant because tsunami's was a giant cluster fuck.

by Urbandefiner.com February 15, 2017

cluster frick

a cluster of fricks

a cluster frick is a word that can be used to describe things or people in a group doing something stupid or dumb while also not cussing.

by just a meme February 4, 2019

cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016