russian hand clamp

When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.

I got the best Russian hand clamp back in 1980

by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015

Commander in Chimp

The most incompetent, very simian-like so called Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Also known as Dubya.

The Commander in Chimp made up the word "misunderestimated" in his speech today!

by HDIZZLE March 4, 2004

Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.

Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!

by reelbigdave March 10, 2009

chimple

Chin Dimple

Dude! Ben Affleck's got a huge chimple.

by N/A August 20, 2003

CLAMP

An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.

Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!

by DoctorProctor January 12, 2009

shit chimp

slang term for nigger

bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"

mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"

by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010

Clamp

What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop

“He kinda clamping u up”

by FRIDAYNIGHTLIGHTS MVP October 14, 2019