pussy clench

When You are giving it to a girl and she squeezes her lips and it pinches your king dong off

Last night my girl did a pussy clench and we had to go to the hospital to reattach my urethra

by Pussina November 16, 2014

Cendrillion

A fail spy. Someone who is always to blame, and is a spy whom fail at all things.

"Your such a fail spy Cend."
"Its all Cend's fault!"
"Your cant even fail right Cend."
"Cendrillion fails at spying and should be executed via cat death squad."

by Korenav February 11, 2010

Clendulum

A play on the word pendulum. The action where you jump and slide up the corner of a slope, to kill a Pokey.

The Cliff and the Clendulum by Cledgar Clallen Cloe is a stupid troll level, but I made it so that

I could potentially get 2,000 plays on a course.

The Cliff and the Clendulum: TDV-MKY-B7G

by Blobbi Boi March 10, 2023

clandestinitis

when one badly wants to go shopping at Clandestine Industries. you so badly want to go, whenever you see something that has anything to do with Clandestine, you flip.

"LOOK! ITS THE BARTSKULL! AAHHH! CLANDESTINE!"

"I want the stay gold hoodie so bad, i think im coming down with clandestinitis"

by peaceoutcubscout February 23, 2008

Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

cleandanishroll

The opposite of a slutmuffin. Someone who doesn't look innocent and says innocent things, where as a slutmuffin is someone who looks innocent and says dirty things.

Boy 1: you see that sexy lady over there.
Boy 2: yeah she did my homework she so nice
Boy 3: Oh man shes, shes a cleandanishroll

by nobody13579235790 October 31, 2012

Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013