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clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.
I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.
by t freezy August 13, 2011
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Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.
Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.
by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009
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Clean Cut Appearance

Shower/Bath: Take a shower or bath often.

Hair Care: Take care of your hair.

Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.

Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.

Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.

Posture: Develop good posture.

Body Language: Watch your body language.

Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.
You are Clean Cut Appearance when you are not wearing holes in your clothes, and you have fresh breath, and nice neat hair.
by Bonkers_20 May 2, 2011
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Clean up

To completely dominate the sexual market, having sex with every available (or unavailable) female in the bar, club, town, etc.
Guy: Hey man, are you single?
Other guy: Nah. I have a girlfriend.
Guy: That's too bad, man, you could really clean up.
by Elliot.Sven.Masson May 18, 2016
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Clean Squeeze

Pertains to when a person has a bowel movement and upon wiping them self discovers that no residue has been left behind.
"It always brightens my day when I realize I've made clean squeeze."

"oh man, yesterday I thought I made a clean squeeze....an hour later I realized how wrong I really was."
by Bear Johnson December 20, 2008
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Clean my Dirty Toilet

A way to solicit gay sex in a socially acceptable manner via Craigslist.
I will give you $20/hr to come clean my dirty toilet.
by thelizx May 7, 2009
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Quickie clean

When you need to take a shower, but have no time. So you clean the parts of your body that create offensive odors, i.e., armpits, and private areas with a wash cloth soap and a little water.

Can be used while camping, after sex, or before important meetings. More effective if wet wipes are used.
I have 30 minutes to be downtown, and some wet wipes. But I don't have time for a shower. Time to quickie clean!
by HellishWinter September 20, 2009
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