Cracked Glass

- Phrasal Expression

1. Glass is cracked
Cynical expression which originates from the metaphorical "glass-half-empty-or-half-full", positing that it matters NOT "whether the glass is half empty or half full" as the glass is "cracked" and therefor prone to "leaking". (i.e. Pessimism versus optimism is irrelevant).

- Noun

2. Failure; Cynic (person)

3. Impossible situation or cause (action)

1. "I think the glass is cracked on this one, guys ."

2. "Don't even bother. She's a cracked glass."

by Toño SG September 10, 2009

Cracked

To be absolutely insane (really good) in a certain activity. Mostly used in gaming communities.

Bob: Dude he's so good.
Ivan: I told you, he's cracked!
Bob: Yea man, true!

by mizto July 27, 2020

I just clocked

To just clock means to just realise

1: Hey Amy how you doing?
2: I'm good thanks, you?
1: I'm goodtoo, oooh I just clocked, you dyed your hair

by I just clocked April 12, 2015

cracked head

Someone who is not quite ordinary. They are infact very strange and seem like a crackhead but have never done any drugs to get the way they are.

For a straight edge he is one cracked head.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

cracked corn

A snap, or break in the shaft of an erection

Jimmy's got a cracked corn, we better get him to the hospital!

by A Random Thomas May 9, 2016

cracked

To hit or attack.

"My motha wouldn't shut up so I cracked her"

by av July 30, 2003

You're cracked

To imply that someone's action, speech or views outrageous, can be used as a replacement for (you're insane, crazy, deranged)

Examples
Kai: (Say's something outrageous)
Jordan : You're cracked bro

Kevin:(Hit's another persons vehicle)
Stranger in Vehicle : Are you F***ing cracked (*In rage*)

Region of use: South of England

What did you say ? you're cracked

by bushido.py March 14, 2022