screenior citizen 

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.

screenior citizen by black@heart September 8, 2010

concerned citizen 

A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country, often uneducated or stupid, that is concerned by a subject recently brought to his attention, most of the time by the media but can also be from other, more local sources, like a neighbor, even if the subject never affected his life in any way prior to the hearing of it.

Fox news started talking about them Muslims in Iraq. Now, it's the only thing Bob talks about, nowadays. He's such a concerned citizen. But what about the middle east? He keeps asking. God!

concerned citizen by MisterMaximvs April 18, 2018

Concerned citizen 

A concerned citizen is a citizen of a country that is extremely concerned about a subject he just saw on TV, even if said subject does not affect his life in the slightest. Sometimes, the concern becomes permanent. When that happens, it is considered a mental illness.

There's no Muslims in town, and yet, ever since Fox news informed Jon of the dangers Muslims represents, he bought himself a gun for self defense. He's a very concerned citizen.

Concerned citizen by MisterMaximvs September 23, 2017

good citizen 

Someone who likes to dink around for the good of the country. They go out of their way to make sure people are dinking around in a grateful matter. A good citizen never fails to impress his/her other fellow dinkers.

John Smith: Hey you there! your not dinking around right! wanna go carpet skating??

Joe Smith: Oh Hey John! I'd love to go carpet skating around; thanks for being such a good citizen and teaching me how to dink around the right way!!

good citizen by care!/professional dinker. April 8, 2011

Upstanding Citizen 

Upstanding Citizen means gay but not in a mean way

Dude 1: I'm in love with a man dude
Dude 2: You're an upstanding citizen!

Upstanding Citizen by ilayD April 22, 2018

Law abiding citizen

It's intended to shake people up, to do what you want and no way a serious threat. Playful

If you don't do as I say I will law abiding citizen on your ass

Law abiding citizen by radical female July 13, 2018

American citizen 

Not to be confused with U.S. citizen, an American citizen is a person who is a citizen of (one or some of) the fifty states of America.

I am an American citizen, born in Minnesota and living in California.

American citizen by Jon Davis January 14, 2004