The Crown of Christ can be identified as a discord server which helps spread the gospel of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. The server Crown of Christ has traditional values which helps preserve masculinity and family values. Crown of Christ server can withstand any attacks from the devil and will always thrive in places where God seems absent.
by Ayebruhhlmao May 12, 2021
Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
by rahrawrrah November 20, 2009
I saw it, I hated it. 90% of the movie is just beatings and Jesus walking his cross to its resting point. What a waste of time.
(Mel Gibson thinking) Hmm, if i make a really bloody movie, starring Jesus, everyone will go see it MUWHAHAHAHA!
by Oz March 24, 2005
a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
jesus christ is a stoner
by brooksy2410 May 20, 2007
An expletive used to express shock, anger, dismay, etc. used similarly to "Jesus Christ" or "Holy Shit."
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Best used in public situations or when conversing with religious believers.
Several synonyms may be used in the same way. For example "Holy Member of Jesus," "Christ Cunt," and the increasingly popular "Christ Phallus"
Christ Cock! I missed tonight's episode of Survivor!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
Holy Phallus of Christ that woman is attractive!
Christ Cunt! I can't find my keys and I'm late to work!
by The One True Lord Jesus Christ February 28, 2008
The ninth studio album by the American thrash metal band and death metal pioneer Slayer. The album was released on August 8, 2006. This is the first album to have Dave Lombardo's drumming skills in since 1990's 'Seasons in the Abyss', and he is more than welcomed back into the Slayer crew. It's a definite improvement from Slayers work over the last 15 years. Lyrical themes explored on Christ Illusion deal with terrorism, warfare and religion, not exactly new to the Slayer style. Doesn't grasp the feeling 'Reigning Blood' or 'Seasons in the Abyss' had, but it comes fairly damn close. A definite must must for Slayer fans of all kinds.
Person 1: It seems like a lot of '80's thrash bands are making great albums over the passed 3 or 4 years.
Person 2: Like who? And what albums?
Person 1: Megadeth with United Abominations, Metallica with Death Magnetic, and Slayer with Christ Illusion.
Person 2: Thanks, I'll probably check those albums out!
Person 2: Like who? And what albums?
Person 1: Megadeth with United Abominations, Metallica with Death Magnetic, and Slayer with Christ Illusion.
Person 2: Thanks, I'll probably check those albums out!
by Phazon117 May 17, 2009
A cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Damn, that guy Jesus Christ sure is bad-ass. He somehow managed to revive himself after being nailed to a giant board. Props, yo.
by Levi Hizzle August 13, 2009