Clowning

When you think somebody is going to do something but turns out they don't do that thing

I am clowning for Reputation (Taylor's Version) today

by REP(TV)???? March 13, 2025

Ass Crowning

Sticking your head up a huge anal cavity (Scouse)

Do you want to be my Queen, if so I need to be a king so bend over bitch I'm gonna do some Ass Crowning tonight baby.

by Haruspex wow August 10, 2018

Sad clowning

The characteristic of an individual whereas they make several suicidal comments, and or gestures, and or joke purely for attention. Like a sad clown.

Yeah, you shouldn't worry about Chris. He's not going to hurt himself, he's just sad clowning.

by William Carlin September 13, 2019

Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

by QuacksO December 19, 2022

Anglia Crowning

When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA

Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.

How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.

by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025

the baby's crowning

the baby's crowing: the feeling that you're about to shit your pants because you can't reach a toilet in time.

Whoever's in the bathroom, get the hell out. The baby's crowning.

by TooSick4U January 12, 2013