Chode

A short and fat penis

OH MY GOD ! STEVEN LYBARGER HAS A CHODE !

by Adailey78 October 19, 2017

Chode

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode

1. A dick that has a greater circumference than length. (So basically, its just really, really short, but most are pretty girthy)

Girl 1: "I had sex yesterday."
Girl 2: "really? No way?!"
Girl 1: "It was actually pretty lame because it didn't even work. He had a chode."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014

Chode

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

by vonzppr February 24, 2009

Chode

Short, fat penis or kid

Dave Gill is such a chode. I heard he has one too!

by M Dubbs May 2, 2008