chilling with myself

instead of chilling with you friends, you take the day to just jerk off.

bro #1: "Yo, we hanging out today?" bro #2: "Not today, man. I think ill just be chilling with myself." bro #1: "Okay, tomorrow then."

by arcade guy November 8, 2011

Changing

When someone has to leave a group of people to go take a shit.

Alyssa: I will be right back, I have to go change.
Me: Where did Alyssa go?
Other: She said she had to go change about 20 min ago.
Me: Changing must mean "Shitting"

by TerryD September 8, 2010

Hinglingsuperposh

T=Hinglingsuperposh is a word my grade 6 teacher made-up...

I LIKE HINGLINGSUPERPOSH UHMNHDBHEC HWCBBCH!

by vec305y February 3, 2019

childling

superficially cute but very high maintenance child with a tendency to cry out for attention at the most inconvenient moments

Why does childling insist on crying when I'm having fun

by _violentfemme_ July 15, 2010

Chibbling

The act of chibbling is to chip a way at Rock looking for fossils.

I am going to Warfield tomorrow to do some chibbling.

by Rockinit! July 13, 2018

Changing of the Guard

When a waffle house cook quits abruptly mid shift and is immediately replaced by an unsuspecting waitress out of sheer necessity regardless of prior cooking experience.

Damn bro, I'm glad we got our food the changing of the guard!

by PhillyStinkBait January 1, 2022

Chilling

OoOoOoOoOoOo Chilling! And ominous! Chilling and ominous!

Hym "OoOohoOhOo! Chilling! I rather enjoyed that! And ominous! That statement from the hippies literally translated to 'Individuals with our society need to be subjugated so that we can impose our green energy initiative on those same individuals' Spooky! We might have to, how you say, 'liberate ourselves from some tyrants' within our lifetime here... And we are good executive producers Iam! We should be getting paid for this!"

Iam "The transparency was a nice touch but that... That is... Disconcerting... To say the least..."

Hym "We're like the best writer/producer/casting director on the planet! High five! 😆🖐️"

Iam 😒

Hym 😆🖐️.......... 😑🖐️.........🤬🖐️"Do it! Do it now! High the damn five you bastard!"
🙏
Iam "Ok! Ow! Let go of my hand!"😟

Hym 😤 "Unbelievable!"

Iam "Me!? Whatever... Just hurry up and do your 'Welcome' thing I have a 'Bureaucracy' thing I wanted to do."

Hym "You haven't finished the bureaucracy thing..."

Iam "I know! I... Look it'll be done by the time you're done."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2022