Dick Cheney Day

A hangover that lasts all day. The day after a fun night of drinks that is filled with remorse, regret and headache. Headache that is so intense, it feels like having been shot in the face.

A reference to Dick Cheney's hunting accident that resulted in his friend (Harry Whittington) being shot in the face.

"I having a Dick Cheney Day; my head feels like it's going to explode."

"I drank way too much last night, and having a Dick Cheney Day today."

by Laudley January 9, 2009

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Cheney

An unsupected blast(birdshot, semen, vomit) to the face, neck and chest.

Mid blow-job, I pulled out and Cheney'd my girlfriend.

by Galvin February 15, 2006

dick cheney

Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.

Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!

by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 8, 2003

Dick Cheney

Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder

The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.

by Who I am October 23, 2007

chewed orange

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'

i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'

by Nige September 18, 2003

Dick Cheney

Look up: Darth Vader.

If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.

by ComFan September 8, 2007