cheek clapping

The act of clapping ones cheeks any day but Sunday

"Dude Lisa came over yesterday I got down to some serious cheek clapping "

"OMG thats Brandon I heard hes's a master cheek clapper"

"Yeah i hit it I was really clapping her cheeks"

by Pseudoclapper October 18, 2017

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

Cheek sucker

An unsightly human being, generally of the female persuasion, who attempts to disguise their copious facial adipose tissue by sucking in their cheeks during photo ops.

"Whoa bro, take a look at that cheek sucker right there, hope she's not on OKC."

by 4_DaLulz June 16, 2011

Cheek-to-Cheek Greek

When two individuals share a double-headed dildo anally. Classic positioning involves facing away from each other.

Bonnie and Susan were both on their periods so they opted to go Cheek-to-Cheek Greek even though it was no less messy.

by Lackologic December 26, 2011

cheek shorts

Shorts worn by girls most commonly of european descent that are purposely short enough to allow each ass cheek to be seen by the rest of the world. Most prevalently seen on girls with A cups.

"Dude check out those cheek shorts on that chick waiting in line at the Eiffel Tower."

"She can't afford fake boobs so she has to wear cheek shorts to compensate."

by Graevejam1 February 9, 2014

cheek-spreader

1. A person that likes partake in anal sex
2. slang: insult, with reference to sexual orientation

Shut up you stupid cheek-spreader

by selrahcdraeh November 9, 2004

cheek sneeze

A fart; typically a loud, airy fart that is expelled in a strong, short burst which sounds like your ass sneezed.

"Brrrrraaaptt!"

"Wow, that was a real cheek sneeze, do it again!"

by Ahawk75 August 12, 2009