History Channel

TV channel owned by two of the largest media conglomerates (Disney and Hearst). used to have some mildly interesting programs from time to time, but is now mostly a source of blatant religious and government propaganda, or truly stupid subjects like the Nostradamus pseudoprophecies.

History Channel found it necessary to remind me how evil Saddam Hussein was about 400 times during the Iraq invasion, now I'm back to learning Bible stories again.

by ihatestupidtv January 10, 2007

Community Channel

Video blogs by Natalie Tran featuring Porno Music/Comment time, Ugly/Attractive word of the video. Not featuring lamingtons. Natalie often uses the words "Keen, Chortle, Mozzie and Fortnight"

"I lost five pounds once I stopped watching Community Channel"

by Lashiqua January 24, 2010

Disney channel

The WORST channel on tv.People who likes that channel are often 8-15 years old and is very annoying.Hannah Montana is the worst show on disney channel.

Annoyingdisneyfan1:OMG did u see that new episode of zack and cody on disney channel?

Annoyingdisneyfan2:Yeah it waz so funny!!!1!!!

boy:You people should watch real stuff on tv.

by Sonicfan88 December 27, 2008

ceanne

Ceanne is a girl who is never too far away to help you. She is a person who never gives up on you no matter what you do. She is sweet, patient, truthful and an all around great person. If you ever find one, make sure you keep her forever and never hurt her. If you already have one, consider yourself lucky. She will make you happy everyday. Don’t let go of her.

Ceanne is one of the very few people I can trust.

by Cece627539 May 19, 2018

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 8, 2003

channel one

A stupid "news" segment that they force you to watch in high school through the school tv's.

It consists of nothing but bullshit and it always goes to them talking about cancer or a lot of people dying to something "happy" so you forget about what you just heard.

It is the biggest load of bullshit since the OJ simpson trial.

"hey Zack, according to channel one we have cancer because we just watched a TV".

"hey zack this black guy is trying to avoid steryotypes, IT ISN"T WORKING"

"hey Zack, this is fucking bullshit who gives a shit about the "play of the week"

"hey zack these guys are fuck-offs"

by Undie Bundie October 1, 2007

Cheyanne

A female angel who got lost on her way to heaven. You'll fuck up. She'll forgive. You'll hurt. She'll take care. You'll love. She'll love. She is an epitome of human beauty and personality. You will drown in her eyes. Don't fuck up with her. If you fuck up, you'll have God to deal with because God takes care of his angels. Look in her eyes and you'll see the solution to every problem, every worry taken care of, every pain numbed. Her eyes are

Fucking.

Stunning.

You have her, you have the world and more. You lose her, well just kill your fucking self.

You may be one person to the world, but Cheyanne? You're the world to one fucking person.

I love you Cheyanne.

Perfect (adjective):

1) Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

e.g. Cheyanne

I asked God for help. He made me meet Cheyanne.

by ZakR November 22, 2013