mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016

chair butt

The flat butt one develops after sitting at a desk 40 hours a week.

I'm getting a flabby chair butt from sitting at my office desk 9-5 everyday and not getting up all day long. Time for some exercise and a stand up desk.

by G_W_G September 11, 2013

The guy in the chair

A man who scams the government by receiving disability payments for being in a wheelchair that he doesn't actually need. The guy in the chair will never go out in public without his wheel chair in fear of being caught for fraud. However, he can typically be seen walking and using his legs in the privacy of his house or his trailer. The guy in the chair will often refer to himself in the third person as the guy in the chair and will often try to gain sympathy from others for his "disability", even those that know he isn't actually disabled. The character Ray from the TV show Trailer Park Boys is the most prominent example of the guy in the chair.

Ray: Come on buddy, are you gonna give the guy in the chair a splash of liquor or what?
J-Roc: You don't even need the damn wheelchair Ray!

Julian: You headin down to the machines tonight Ray?
Ray: Yeah I sure am buddy. And somethin tells me the guy in the chair is gettin lucky tonight.

by Mr. Jim Lahey January 31, 2010

Chairborne Ranger

A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Arabian lawn chair

When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.

Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night

by corn in my bum May 26, 2015

Whale Chair

A motorized wheel chair that is used by the morbidly obese who are too lazy to walk.

-Wow dude, look at that guy over there in that whale chair!
-yea, he should totally be walking instead of letting that machine do all the work...

by ReiRei December 11, 2006