Chalks free

When you play pool and your stick slides off the cue ball.

Your buddy's shoots the cue ball and the pool stick bounces off the top due to lack of chalk.

"Haha, chalks free"

by Blake2864 September 24, 2009

cackshun

when a chick has a seizure while sucking your dick, resulting in two outcomes! A) You will get the best blowjob of your life
B) Or you will not have a weiner

Ryan was surprised by the cackshun Bridget gave him last night! He no longer has a weiner, when asked about it, it was well worth it!

by ChrisKaymanpants November 9, 2010

Skip Chicks

The alter ego of your "afraid to commit" friend, who you have never seen with a woman.

Huey: Hey man, there's a fine looking lady over there that seems to be giving you the come hither look.
Dewey: I'm not sure about that, she seems out of my league.
Huey: Dude, I'm gong to start calling you by your other name, Skip Chicks.

by Jayophonic July 21, 2011

birddoggin chicks

The act of trying to mate with the most attractive women at the bar often done through the use of excessive alcohol consumption. Usually accompanied by peacocking, mating calls, and showing strengths of manhood.

"What did you do last night?"

"I was at the bar birddoggin chicks all night."

by coverlicious44 July 8, 2009

dicks before chicks

1. When a girl leaves her friends to hang out with her man.
2. When a girl forgets about her friends because she got a boyfriend all the sudden.
3. Inverted "hoes before bros"

"Sarah's a ho. Everytime she gets a new man, she's always dicks before chicks. And then she comes back a month later when she breaks up with the guy and just expects everything to be the same."

by msizzle88 October 8, 2007

chicks before clits

This is an expression similar to "chicks before dicks" and "bros before hoes", but it is used by lesbians and/or female friends of lesbians.

Lesbian: "Hey, I gotta date tonight with a hot, blonde girl!"

Friend: "But I thought we were gonna go see a movie tonight! I was looking so forward to it! Whatever happened to 'chicks before clits'??"

by blonde_lesbian91 September 12, 2010

Chucks

Wow...they're SHOES people! It's sad that all of you can look at a person's shoes and assume so many things about them (ie: they're a poser prep or some "emo fag", etc etc). I personally spend $30 on a pair, because I (gasp!) actually like them and how they look. No, I'm not trying to look "punk", I'm not trying to fit in, I'm just wearing some sweet shoes.

Dumb Narrowminded Person Who Had Chucks Before Chucks Were "Cool": What the fuck, you just bought some new Chucks for the first time, you're just trying to be cool. What a freaking poser.

Me: Dude, they're a fucking piece of rubber, canvas, and thread. Get a life.

by Milton Waddims December 28, 2005