Carson Cock

Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS

Emily: hey did you see the Carson cock last night?
Riley: yeah I rode it and it felt great!!!

by Masturbatorium lover June 2, 2021

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Jesse C. Carson High School

A furry Shithole

Dude there are a shit ton of furries at Jesse C. Carson High School!
we need to legalize furry gunting

by {[REDACTED]} November 22, 2019

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ryan carson

He made out with a teacher

Warky: Did you see that kid make out with teacher
Kingy: Yeah his name must be Ryan Carson its the only logical explanation.

by Mrs Cameron July 31, 2018

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cassowary

The most dangerous bird on earth. Has large dinosaur-like feet and a large plate growing out of the top of it's head. Blue neck and black bodied.

A cassowary can jump 5 feet straight up!

by Jaime September 17, 2003

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If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson may seem like a social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do. Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during Beauty and the Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of self-deprecating humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to die, and puns about his sexuality.

Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10

Carson: Now, tell me what's bothering you today.
Friend: WELL, *describes their day in extreme detail*
Carson: *rephrases everything you said and gives you genuine advice*

by Anon Y. Mous. December 15, 2017

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