Cardinal's Eye

The cardinal's eye is a condition gained by men when sounding with rough items. The tip of the man's penis will become inflamed around the urethral opening. Weeping from the cardinal's eye is an occasional side effect of rough treatment of delicate parts.
I've got a terrible case of the Cardinal's Eye, doctor, can I get a tube of knob creme, please?
by Sqrd July 5, 2020
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Schroedingers Cardinal

The tendency of the Arizona Cardinals to look good only to be absolute garbage when people start to consider them as contenders.
Person 1: Hey, did you see the 1-11-1 Lions absolutely murder the Cardinals?
Person 2: Typical Schroedingers Cardinal
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Quite possible the gayest combination of cum guzzling wanna-be-rich kids. Encounters with Mooney kids include Failed athletes, sub 3 Gpa's, no bitches, white claw gladiators, feins, and the flatest most ratchet girls to exist.
Q: Oh you go to Cardinal Mooney Highschool?

A: Ya what about it?
Q: Fuck you....
by Macaroni and Miller October 6, 2021
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cardinal ohara

cardinal ohara is the move if you don’t go there then wyaa? y’all can’t compete with something yall school can’t compare with!
Cardinal ohara gets down , they don’t play !!
by Aslhey January 5, 2024
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Cardinal

this person is one of the most stand up people you can meet and they'll have your back through anything right or wrong and could possibly turn out to be a very dependable and financially stable person in years to come. always be on their good side cause you dong want to see the bad side their stupid crazy
wow cardinal thanks for the advice i'm glad we're cool you always got my back.
by sumsumsum689 November 23, 2021
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cardinal drinker

A cardinal drinker is part of an elite group of drinkers who had to go through a series of strenuous test to achieve this level of fuckery. Don't drink against them because your night will end very badly
Jake: Did you hear one of clints friends challenged Zach to a drink off?

Buck: Yea you can tell he didn't know he was a cardinal drinker Or he would have planned on ending up in that trash can
by BeerChugger June 22, 2016
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Georgian Cardinal

When two consenting adults agree to an extreme act during a sexual encounter, where the female turns on a ceiling fan, then ties herself down to the bed. The male ties a rope around his stomach and suspends himself to a ceiling fan, the starts defecating all over the room, aiming towards the women’s chest. The spinning will make the man vomit on the women from the concurred dizziness. During this the man will yell ‘Cuh Caw!’ in order to fully embrace himself as a cardinal, then will get himself down from the ceiling, and continue sexual intercourse accordingly.
Hey Nancy, let’s run the ol’ Georgian Cardinal! I already have the rope ready.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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