fappuccino 

The act of continuing masturbation post-ejaculation, to the extent of frothing the seed to a cappuccino milk consistency; upon achieving maximum froth, proceed to sprinkle chocolate powder (not of an anal variety) on top and enjoy.

Example 1:

"I was gagging for a Starbucks during sex, so asked if he'd make me a fappuccino"
Example 2:
Person A - "I was getting tired whilst doing work so perked myself up with a cheeky fappuccino..."
Person B - "By yourself?"
Person A - "Of course! Nothing like a 'home brew'."

fappuccino by BrokenSanity August 9, 2016

zappuccino 

This is reserved for a coffee concoction made by hackers, shift workers and other night or early morning folk with enough caffeine and mint or other stimulants added that makes you feel like you have been connected to a live mains wire or received a number of static shocks.

(sip) (20 minutes later) Yyyup I tthink itts wwworkking (twitch) "Dude, you did order the zappuccino already.

zappuccino by Conundrumddgd March 18, 2017

Caffuccinoed 

When your friends invite you to go for a coffee instead of going to have ice cream and chocolate because their feeling the effects of monching on too much cake, but then they toets and completely ditch you without telling you.

Brenda to group: yo, caffuccino at 1700?
Caroleto group : Yeah!!
3rd wheel To group: sure, I’ll meet you there.

Brenda secretly to Carole: yo, lets ditch the 3rd wheel and get some scissoring done!! Nom Nom Nom!
3rd wheel to group: ok guys, I’m here with my wife, where are you guys?

Brenda to group: oh we’re not coming. We’re doing stuff without you and decided not to tell you about it.
3rd wheel: dammit, I’ve been caffuccinoed again!

Caffuccinoed by Aaidan725 November 7, 2019

clappuchino 

what you have to order

can i get one clappuchino please

clappuchino by Clapan December 5, 2019

Cappuchink

A lesser known term for a flat white in a large cup, typically topped with a sprinkle of chocolate.

Insomnia does amazing cappuchinks

Cappuchink by Ralthster_ September 22, 2020

chapuccino 

a cappuccino with man milk in it courtesy of a histology professor

If you are blessed enough to have ever experienced this wizard of histology you will want to drink this mans chapuccino

chapuccino by Cumchatta12 June 1, 2023

Cappacino Communist

krystal ball and kyle kulinski. Elitist who wane economic equality but spit in the face of the poor.

MSNBC loves Cappacino Communist krystal ball and kyle kulinski are getting to have their own show soon.

Cappacino Communist by Factzteller September 17, 2023