Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

The Cannonball Challenge

The Cannonball Challenge consists of eating nothing but cheese for a week straight whilst forcing oneself to not poop. On the last day, one must take laxatives equivalent to 10x the regular dosage.

Later that night, one will poop and release a cannonball of shit into the toilet and post it online, tagging 10 friends and challenging them to attempt The Cannonball Challenge.

My friend and I attempted The Cannonball Challenge. Ever since, I’ve had consistent bloody stools. On the bright side, food goes right through me now!

by CannonballChallengeEnthusiast September 3, 2019

cannonball wiener

The type of penis that the ancient Mayan civilization had. They used these wieners to explode butt holes.

Wow! Look at that "cannonball wiener" destroying and exploding some massive b-holes!!!

by David W. Quize February 14, 2012

corporate cannon fodder

This is similar to its' military definition except applied to the corporate world and its' culture. A low ranking employee without many skills. One who is considered expendable because he/she can easily be replaced.

Hourly workers in this company are just corporate cannon fodder. They just keep us around until we can be replaced by a computer program.

by Edword July 31, 2006

Royal Cancun

After snorkeling, while the snorkel is still in her mouth, You dig a hole in the sand and bury her head with the other end of the snorkel sticking out of the sand, lift her ass high in the air and do her dogie style, When your about to cum pull out and shoot your load in the snorkel. The cum will block her air supply causing her to inhale deeply forcing the cum to shoot down her throat.

I took my girl out snorkeling all day and I wanted to do something special for her, so I treated her to a Royal Cancun.

by Nicholus April 19, 2007

The Alf Cannon

When a male of the age 17 or older can not control the flow of waste out of his body. This certain individual seems to shit in his pants very often.

Holy shit Justin, you just alf cannoned your pants.

by Daniel "Leo the Great" Krcmar June 11, 2006

dairy cannons

A colorful description of a woman's breasts. The description is usually used by those indigenous to rural areas.

Greg, look at the dairy cannons on that chick!

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006