calculas came about after the devil decided that life was just too easy so he invented numbers then decided to invent calculas to really screw us over and the only way you can ever understand it is if your half dead and look like a zombie e.g my maths teacher.
by zer001 April 13, 2011
Get the calculas mug.When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
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For iPad or iPhone or iPod in school hours: Skype
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
For other times: Skype or a gadget to add, subtract or do any maths thing without you having to think.
I prefer the former.
SKYPE CONVERSATION
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
Girl 1: Stop Skyping me! I am doing maths!
Girl 2: On your 'calculator' on your iPad, huh?
Girl 1: Yeah. I am. haha ;)
Girl 2: You are skyping your maths
by MadameIsobella June 24, 2012
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"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)
"I'm busy on a cellular level." (<- mumbled into pillow)
by Lailacm June 22, 2008
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Get the Calculator mug.One who constantly sends text messages to/calls your mobile/cellular phone; "blowing up your phone."
You: Dude, my ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Friend: I try not to date cellular bombers; maybe you should be more like me?
Friend: I try not to date cellular bombers; maybe you should be more like me?
by BenX10X April 18, 2010
Get the Cellular Bomber mug.The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.
Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.
by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006
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