calanthriscopicalimous

A stupid lazy person who doesn't believe in smoking.

You calanthriscopicalimous being!

by RayRay198507 May 8, 2007

Calvanball

someone's stupid misspelling of Calvinball, an imaginary game from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip

Calvanball was used in defining Jickball.

by OutsideLookingIn July 17, 2010

calhar

Calhar means "red hand" in Old Tongue.

'Wheel of Time' reference. Mat's army is called "The Band of The Red Hand" i.e "Shen an Calhar".

The Shen an Calhar was originally a legendary Manetheren fighting force from the Trolloc Wars. The name was adopted by Mat's soldiers.

by theCalhor May 8, 2017

Calancea Effect

Do you know that moment when the internet is slow down because of multiple connections or someone is downloading huge files? I had a classmate that always was downloading some files and because of it, our Wi-Fi speed was very slow.

My internet is so slow!!! Calancea please stop downloading.
This network has a Calancea Effect!!!

by dr4605 June 6, 2017

Calandre

Calandre is a great name. It means Ultimate Power.

Are you okay Calandre?

by Dafni June 21, 2017

Calancea's effect

When the internet connection is too slow, it because there is a guy on the same network who is downloading 3 GB file/movie/package.

Your friend: Damn, the internet is so slow, I can't even open Youtube.
You: Bro, it's Calancea's effect, let's find and beat this guy.

by dr4605 March 26, 2018

calianna jean briner

FUCKING PERFECT IN EVERY WAY! Has an amazing personality. Caliannas are usually slim thicc. Mainly brunette and get all the cute and ugly guys. Guys usually try to hook up with a calianna. If you are a calianna don’t do lipsi and give out ur link ur phone will EXPLODE. You will love a calianna when you find her. And like the vocabulary word HOE.

Is that a calianna? I wish she was mine she’s hot and fucking perfect!

A calianna jean briner: is always perfect and slim thicc what do you expect they also usually have perfect personalities.

by Jayde_horses October 9, 2018