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calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.
Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)
by Jueves September 8, 2021
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Calendario

A nibba who will change his number when he finds out you're pregnant with his twins.
"Calendario changed his number on you? I'll clothes hang that mf." - Tones and Marcelo and Capers and Sugarmomma Heat and Trey
by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022
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When Grades 1–6 math questions from the “fine” city of Singapore are creatively or subtly presented on a printed, friendly, colorful calendar rather than through traditional channels like boring textbooks and workbooks, a change of platform often works wonders for math-anxious kids and their parents.
Social media and e-learning platforms are often hyped by publishing houses to market their math products, whereas the calendarization of Singapore Math could be a more effective and cheaper vehicle for raising numeracy in the general public.
by Numerati March 14, 2026
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calenday

A calenday is what one looks at each day, to see the date of the month one is currently on.
"My calenday says that today is February 5, 2010."
by MDY, CSW February 5, 2010
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Calenderr

When you look at your organizer the day after a big event and realize that you forgot to attend
A: Hey how was xx's party the other day?
B: Man I can't believe it, I had a total calenderr!
by Goofysurfer September 25, 2010
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calyndar

It is a one name in the world of a girl who is loyal,caring and always put her family first.
Yesterday Calyndar was awesome in her hils.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
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