calca male

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.

"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"

by Limpy D December 31, 2007

Cacophony

A collection of annoying, out of place sounds.

Dubstep is a cacophony

by MEMEYOUYOU December 6, 2012

Weave Calculation

Looking as far ahead as possible in light traffic to determine what pattern to use for weaving in and out of cars.

My weave calculation shows I can cut in front of this Toyota Corolla, speed by this Geo Metro, stay on the tail of the Nissan Titan to get in front of that Lincoln Navigator.

by Ghazellen December 31, 2009

calculator

-something that any idiot can use as a cheat sheat(if programmable)
-but that few actually bother to program...

-TI 83
-TI 89 {to expemnsive to own, borrowed from calculus teacher}
-TI 92 {to expensive for school to own, borrowed from Texas insturments}

AnyIdiot: yo I wrote da answers too da test in my calkiladder....and i stull get dem rong

aFeW: I solved the problems in my head, and used the rest of my time to program my calculator to send instant messages, and emails.

by ti June 9, 2004

calculasm

The climactic moment of immense mathematical pleasure while studying calculus

Last night while Daiwei and Kenny were studying calculus they both experienced many euphoric and erotic calculasms.

by HBizzle December 17, 2003

Calca

A term used by the Hip-Hop artist Fat Joe in many of his songs. Fat Joe always loved math as a child and wanted to work his love for math into his rhymes in an unsuspicious manner, so he took the word calculator and shortened it to the nearly unrecognizable form know as "calca."

Baby, you can't keep a secret from calca.

Throwin some figures straight from calca, these numbers don't lie.

by stickman_989 July 25, 2008

calcal

a guy who sucks a lot of chode

calcal coffee sucks lots of shrek chode

by choode June 2, 2015