A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
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Also known as Miley Whorus, Smiley Walrus, Miley Hoes-R-Us, and (sigh) Hannah Montana.
Most known (by teenage boys, and 50 year old couch potatoes living in their mothers' basements) for her oh-so-glamourous self-portrayal in only her underwear.
For someone who makes so much money, it sure seems like she can't afford pants. & some tops, for that matter.
So from all of us here in the real world, we'd like to congratulate Miley on her instant success as masturbation material, and encourage her to succeed as a human being.
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Also known as Miley Whorus, Smiley Walrus, Miley Hoes-R-Us, and (sigh) Hannah Montana.
Most known (by teenage boys, and 50 year old couch potatoes living in their mothers' basements) for her oh-so-glamourous self-portrayal in only her underwear.
For someone who makes so much money, it sure seems like she can't afford pants. & some tops, for that matter.
So from all of us here in the real world, we'd like to congratulate Miley on her instant success as masturbation material, and encourage her to succeed as a human being.
props. :
Wtf is that chick wearing? Is that even legal? God, she's such a Miley Cyrus.
Booty shorts? Your girlfriend came to your grad in booty shorts? Honey, she's a Miley.
Booty shorts? Your girlfriend came to your grad in booty shorts? Honey, she's a Miley.
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by spazy foot May 18, 2008
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Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?
Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?
Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
One of Miley Cyrus' stupid songs:
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.
Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.
Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
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Guy 1: Wow, I heard Miley Cyrus on American Idol, and she was horrible live!
Guy 2: Yeah, totally. And that 'live album' from her tour is the definitely altered, big time.
Guy 1: That's so true, they Miley-cyrused the hell out of her pictures and songs.
Guy 2: Yeah, totally. And that 'live album' from her tour is the definitely altered, big time.
Guy 1: That's so true, they Miley-cyrused the hell out of her pictures and songs.
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Get the Miley-cyrused mug.Cypress is very hawt she is a amazing human being she is a good friend she is very caring person and has a great personality. Cypress is very attractive :DDDD she can be a little weird sometimes in a bad way tho anyways Cypress is very kind when it comes to having someone to love she is loyal and spontaneous she will never do anything to hurt u never let go of a cypress bc if u do goon u made the biggest mistake of ur life u retard.
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Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Apart from that, she is an extremely dangerous weapon to all on this earth. Usually targeting 11, 12, 13 and sometimes 14 year old girls, she causes their hormone-filled bodies to worship and drool on her feet. When one messes with her fans, they should run away screaming.
Normal person #1: Wow, Miley Cyrus' singing is really bad!
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
Normal person #2: Shhh...keep your voice down!
Normal person #1: What are you talking about? The only person who can hear us is that cute little 11 year old.
11 year old fan: I'm sorry, but did i hear you say her singing is bad?
Normal girl #1: Yes, little girl.
*Normal person #2 runs away*
11 year old fan: YOU MOTHER F*CKER, F*CK YOU WHORE, YOU FAT PIECE OF SH*T
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