Cuntopotamus

Definition -A) a bitch the size of a hippo

Exampleon the train
Friend 1"Dude...thats a huge BITCH."
Friend 2"Nah, Thats a Cuntopotamus!"

by h8rofu September 21, 2009

cuntoon

A pornographic cartoon, usually 'Hentai'.

"I caught Dave watching a cuntoon yesterday morning."

-Sarah

by Spenathon March 22, 2010

Cuntoxication

Passing out from pussy smell while performing oral sex on a woman

Jim fainted lastnight through cuntoxication when he was going down on Sheila

by Livinghosty July 13, 2011

Cuntore

someone who is a cunt and a whore

lala is a such a cuntore she got with my boyfriend.

by ayeitsreebs May 6, 2014

Cuntous

Noun. like the word cunt but with a suffix. A person who constantly annoys everyone or does something that is only beneficial to them.

Fred: John stole the money that we raised for the ophans.
Pete: What a total cuntous

by Swagzeplin July 13, 2015

Captober

The month long celebration in October where you spike your friends drinks with an mdma capsule, and tell them later if at all.

1. *finishes drink * i might head home

2. You'll want to stay out now ... HAPPY CAPTOBER!

1. I hate you all. Lets go dance

by Monkey jesus November 27, 2015

cuntorsion

This act normally occurs during heterosexual intercourse performed in the "reverse cowgirl" position, but can occur in the midst of other positions. While the man's penis is inside the woman and she moves too far one way (typically towards the man's feet), causing an outstretched, uncomfortable sensation for the man.

Mike 2: Me Julie was riding me reverse cowgirl last night and gave my dick a serious case of cuntorsion the way she was movin.

Mike 1: Weird, that never seems to happen to me...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 14, 2017