cumpass

A device that leads horny bitches to cum

Shoniqua: I'm such a horny hoe

Mary-Ann: here borrow my cumpass to get loads of dick

by Bigdickaustralia November 29, 2013

cumplaining

When a girl is mad or upset at a guy for the taste, placement, or amount of cum ejaculated during his orgasm, therefore leaving her to cumplain to him the whole time rather then letting him enjoy it.

Jill: What the F**K Jack! You got it in my ear again. You know how much of a pain it is to get out. We're gonna have too...........

Jack: (Mumbling) Gosh dangit. If this darn hoe could stop cumplaining maybe I'd finally enjoy an orgasm here for a change.

by I am the original DIESEL. March 5, 2011

Cumpf

An unexplainable irritation of the chin

Rowan- You've got a very substantial cumpf today
Person- on my chin?
Rowan- Yeh, right next to your election

by bassface5 October 18, 2010

Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

Cumpost

An old and decaying sock sandwich.

"Eeeeeew, I just found some CUMPOST under Dave's bed!"

by talc-girl September 3, 2009

cumpucker

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017