dick cuff

a phrase used to describe a foreskin

check out his dick cuff

by sfusion November 9, 2007

Phone Cuff

When you are on the phone with your boyfriend / girlfriend for hours & hours talking mostly bullshit but in a cute way because you both are enjoying eachother's company.

Friend One : What you doing girl ?

Friend Two : On the Phone With Joshua

Friend One : Phone Cuffin

Friend Two : You Already

by Firetoohisblunt March 8, 2011

Off The Cuff

Something you didn't plan on happening, out of the blue.

Jimmy John: Hey bud I need you to come over like right now dude.
John Jimmy: Well that was off the cuff.

by Sh*tsticks June 7, 2018

sigh name cuff

Something 11 year olds tell they're friends to say so they can reverse it and put it on TikTok to inform others that they know what sex is.

Little shit:"Hey, John! Say: "sigh name cuff"!"

John: "Ok... sigh name cuff."

Little shit: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH"

by nspaghet August 23, 2020

japanese finger cuff

Two men having sex with one girl at the same time. More dirrectly one entering in her mouth and the other one in her gina or her anus. AJapanese finger cuff should only be proformed by people you don't care about or sluts.

#1 This chik was so hot for me and my friend so we pulled a japanese finger cuff.

#2 I walked in on this couple having sex and they asked me if I ever had a japanese finger cuff. Now I have.

by Dr. Stinkyfinger April 21, 2010

muff cuff

1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...

2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.

1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"

2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"

by Ming Fu January 27, 2008

Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007