Cocaine Nose-Job

The act of repairing a deviated septum by a medical doctor usually caused by having a habit of snorting lots of Cocaine over a period of time.

Scottie was doing so much blow, he had to go to the ER for a Cocaine Nose-Job.

by Irie McLovin August 15, 2008

cocaine

cocaine is actually a rich man's aspirin

cocaine will ease the pain. Then your heart explodes, causing brief pain; then death.

by ejectseat February 13, 2005

cobain yourself

A common phrase that means to kill one's self; preferably with a shotgun to the head but the phrase does not have to be so specific to the ways in which one commits suicide. This phrase is usually used to emphasize one's failure in something, in return gettig "epic lulz".

Average white male #1: Dude, my girlfriend said I was a loser because I live with my mom.
Average white male #2: Dude, good Lord! Cobain yourself!

by Tom-Paul April 13, 2008

Cocaine Cowgirl

A girl that makes you feel AMAZING while you have her, but she always leaves you wanting more and in the end, she disappears.

Snowblind: I think I'm falling for Betty, man.

Straight: Don't, dude. She's a Cocaine Cowgirl. Just enjoy it while it lasts and try not to miss it when it's gone.

by Brooksie January 25, 2011

cotaclysmic

a phrase you say when you live in a house

cotaclysmic_armagedd on09/06/2020 I don't care about your feelings

by itsmeblue December 12, 2021

cocaine whites

Any super clean pair of- or new- white tennis shoes.

"I accidentally spilled Kool-Aid all over my new cocaine whites."

by Brandy A. August 22, 2006

kurt cobain

the white man's tupac. nobody knows who killed him or why.

one of the greatest artists of all time, from the original grunge rock band: nirvana. killed himself with a shotgun blast to the face along with an overdose of heroine... maybe not, but he's dead and sure as hell shouldnt be.

Kurt Cobain was the lead vocalist from Nirvana.

by Master Roller November 27, 2007