Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.

Another Weather Confused Slut...

by Fire Queen October 1, 2010

Racially Confused

One who is confused or unaware of their own race.

That white guy must be racially confused otherwise he wouldn't be rapping.

by Maddy K 99 April 19, 2010

pigmentally confused

A white girl or guy that acts as if they are black. Another way of calling someone a Wigger.

That white girl is trying so hard to be black. Yeah she's pigmentally confused.

by Honky Hater January 13, 2008

im so confused

"I'm so confused" or rather "I'm like, soooooooooooooooo confused" is a common attention whoring tactic used by all teenage girls over 9000 times in an internet year. It is used and abused as a lame way to excuse their violently stupid behavior or misunderstanding of the most simple of concepts, such as meaning what you say and saying what you mean. In other words, it is the perfect statement for girls who just have to have it both ways; it's a way to ask a stupid (or painfully obvious) question without the guilt of admitting that they're a fucking retard. Many cases of "confusion" surround pregnancy issues, resulting mostly in teen mothers.

"My BF and I did it w/o a condom and he pulled out but now I'm all fat and I haven't had my period in like eight months! Could I be pregnate?! im so confused!!!"

by dahrk May 21, 2008

Thorndike Confused Cat

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.

Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

dazed and confused

an amazingsong by led zeppelin that is even better than stairway to heaven (which is nearly impossible). has a really cool bass line and one of the most kick-ass guitar solos i've ever heard.

soul of a woman was created below!

by ella October 26, 2004