buzzword commando

Someone who over uses technical or industry terms to seem more knowledgeable about a subject than they really are.

"Yeah, I've worked on ERP's, OSS's using the latest ORMS all feeding into a No-SQL data base."

That' dudes a fucking buzzword commando.

by odoylerules1 December 25, 2011

commando shower

Quick scrub of unmentionables with use of minimal water, soap (if available), and speed

Joe was going to get lucky but first needed to freshen up with a commando shower.

by Frosty1997 March 17, 2015

Extreme commando

Going without underwear, socks and an undershirt (or bra). A more extreme version of commando. May cause profuse sweating in the nether region.

I dared Keith to go Extreme commando, and he ended up with swamp crotch.

by BobFlufel January 3, 2017

Commando Flooz

A common abbreviation of the word "no underwear hussy". Meant to denote promiscuous or loose behavior, while wearing no underwear, generally, on the part of a woman.

Ya what a dirty commando flooz!

by DoubleDNiner February 21, 2011

commando's sacrifice

To compensate for a lack of toilet paper in a public restroom by wiping one's anus with his or her own underwear. Truly a most shameful of fates.

Always bring toilet paper with you when traveling in China, lest you be forced to make the commando's sacrifice.

by Siriusbeatz July 17, 2013

Greek commando

A well hard Greek man who completes his national service

Stavros is a Greek commando

by SS Schwartz November 29, 2017

Commando chow

When someone leaves some food or drinks to his friend's ensuring he/she can enjoy it later when visiting the friend next time. A tactical move which can be of use when planning a party weekend, for example.

A: Hey, dude. What are your plans for tonight?
B: Nothing, my boss called me and asked me to do night shift. Steve's sick so he can't do it.
A: That sucks! You're missing all the action. Well, I'm gonna go clubbing anyway. I left some commando chow in your fridge waiting for tomorrow if that's okay.
B: That's cool. Well, I gotta go bust my ass off.
A: Good for you. I'm gonna go raving with these spanish chicks. Wooo!

by JonesyD April 25, 2011