Colorado Bitchslap

Name for a March-May Blizzard, one day it's nice, sunny and 70 degrees, the next day it's a white-out. The weather bitch slaps your brain, and makes it difficult to concentrate, among other things in Colorado that are already distracting you, for example, legalized Marijuana.

Man, I was going to go for a killer climb, hike and bike today, but we've experienced a Colorado Bitchslap, so I'm going to do nothing, except watch my car experience a Colorado Carwash.

Colorado Bitchslap by Glitternacht May 15, 2014

Sky color like ocean 

Sky Guy Move Heart Beat
I dont really get it

plz I dont want it
Leave me Alone

Sky color like ocean

Sky color like ocean by Whoarereallycare September 1, 2023

Colorado Quicky 

A quick sexual act, originating in Aspen, CO, that consists of taking off many layers of clothes or ski clothes and enjoying the magnificent views and penetration. This can happen in many places, but the gondola seems to be the optimum choice.

Maddie: Did you hear Alma and Steve just left for a good old Colorado Quicky, I hope they enjoy the views!

Joe: Yeah, but they're in for a bumpy ride; the gondola's getting a little shaky in the wind.

Colorado Quicky by EYE2011 December 8, 2010

Coloradoing 

The art of climbing a pine tree, until the top breaks off. You hold onto the broken limb and fall with it into deep snow.

Yo man, after we down these beers, you wanna go Coloradoing?

Coloradoing by cam_steezy April 19, 2009

What color is a carrot 

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

What color is a carrot by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020

Colorado sober 

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).

I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.

Colorado sober by L S 1983 October 11, 2016

Berry Colossal Crunch 

The greatest cereal ever made. It has five different fruity flavors and is just like Captain Crunch's Crunch Berries cereal, but even better. It also comes in a huge bag that has twice as much cereal inside than a regular cereal box. The inside of the bag itself smells like wonderland. Berry Colossal Crunch is delicious to the point where you don't even need milk, or to eat it for just breakfast, and anybody will enjoy it.

Berry Colossal Crunch is the greatest cereal ever made.

Berry Colossal Crunch by TheFiend138 May 25, 2014