Monkey Claw

A fart that feels like your anus and sphincter are being torn apart by a thousand monkeys!

Aaaagh! I've been farting all day and my arse is sore from the Monkey Claw I did after that curry!

by Shane Turner/Daniel Lowndes August 5, 2003

Guitar Hero claw

A medical ailment that is a result of playing the rock guitar simulator game for hours on end. It most often leaves the left hand cramped in the shape it took to press the coloured buttons, which resembles an odd claw, with the lightning speed and precision needed to beat friends in a 'pro face off' or complete career mode on hard. It is often accompanied by guitar hero tripping.
This is a small price to play for victory over friends and family.

'Flip Marc, we've just beat the co-op mode of Guitar Hero 3, now we have opened Strokes- Reptilia & Beastie Boys: Sabotage- that's Wizard!'

'Yes but it is 4 hours of our lives we will never get back and I do have nasty case of Guitar Hero claw.'

'True...and the carpet has started to move too...that's not normal!'

by Chris Dangerous Long May 12, 2008

Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.

Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.

by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010

Toe claw

To use ones over-grown snaggle toe nails as weapons, or threaten to use them as a means to inflict pain upon another.

"Did you see the lacerations on his legs and arms?"
"Yeah man, she toe clawed him bad...real bad! She needs a pedicure"

by Brunette.capricorn June 22, 2016

Poon Claw

An extremely agressive vagina that is only activated while riding out a severe dry spell.

Synonymous with a starving bearver.

Carried out through the act of "raking"

Goin out raking with my girls tonight, gonna flex my poon claw .

by Purplebeanmachine May 31, 2018

raptors claw

Either when someone is jacking you off or fingering you with long nail and they scratch you

I think Sara intentionally raptors clawed me last night still hurts

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

White claw lesbian

The type of girl (typically in a sorority) to drink half a white claw and have sex with a sorority sister and wake up in the morning and never speak of the night again in fear of rejection.

Dude I think amber fucked tammylin last night at that party. Tammylin told me amber ghosted her after they woke up in bed together. I think they’re white claw lesbians

by Kindergore April 14, 2021