christian

christian is a loud, hyperactive crackhead.
“why is that kid so loud, hyperactive, and a crackhead

“here at cfla, we just call him christian.”
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Christian

A vsco girl that likes games and drinking white monster
"Have you played with Christian yet today"
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Christian

The boy I fell in love with . He is my everything and always will be I love him so much and I know he loves me , he is kind ,caring , sweet and so much more I can’t even describe how amazing he is. He is very attractive and has amazing hair and eyes. I don’t even know where to begin and what to say bc words can’t describe how great full I am to hav a Christian in my life. If you ever end up as lucky as I did to hav a Christian in your appreciate them as much as they appreciate you.
His favorite thing to is to watch movies and cuddle 🥰

He also loves kisses. He has brown eyes and amazing brown hair and has the most amazing smile in the whole world he is just perfect in ever way . He is also perfect at everything he does. He effects so many people around him in such a positive way. He never fails to make people laugh . He loves playing valorant and ft his gf. He makes everything he does so meaningful and valuable you shouldn’t trade anything in the world for Christian. He loves playing basketball he is also very tall . Someone with the name Christian is very hard to describe bc there isn’t words that really can describe the love this person gives to people.
Girls : omg look it’s Christian
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Christian

A person who hates everyone and everything in the world. the only thing he loves is his PS3 and overwatch. Usually tall with brown hair. Has a group of five friends that he swears he likes but he hates them too. Christian will always make you laugh but make you cry too. This bitch will always get on your nerves. Overly obsessive about hygiene. Owns like every cleanser and face mask ever.
Her: Hi Christian can we talk its important?
Christian: no I'm playing overwatch with my uncle
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christianally

To do something in the name of Jesus Christ.
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Christian

A deluded person who believes they deserve to suffer eternal torment save for a sadomasochistic and non sensical sacrifice by a mythical figure. This mytical figure (Jesus of Nazareth) is largely plagiarised from other cultures. His believers believe his book foretells his comming, but when actually read in context (eg Isaiah 7:14, Micah 5:2) it has nothing at all to do with him. They worship him as a risen zombie and ocassionally indulge in ritual cannabalism - some christian sub cults actually believe they are eating human flesh.

They often lie and misrepresent scientific FACTS and many hear voices in their head. Many deny solid evidence and believe that a woman was made out of a rib and decieved by a talking snake. This caused "sin" although no evidence of moral laws exist out with humanity. The book they revere tells us that their god punished them and all mankind because of this act - even though they could not have known what they were doing was wrong. Much of the rest of the book is about killing babies (eg see the book of Joshua) and sending everyone to eternal torment
Noteable Christian examples include Fred Phelps, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard, Benito Mussolini, Pope Stephen VI, Tomas de Torquemada, Kent Hovind, Paul Jennings Hill, Robert Mugabwe, thr Yorkshire Ripper and antisemitist Martin Luther to name but a few of their finest
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Christian

Someone who beleives in the divinity of Jesus Christ and enjoys trying to force this beleif on others. If you belong to any other religion, they attempt to convert you with intimidation and insults.
Christian: Hey, want to come to church?

Athiest, Muslim, Jew, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, etc.: No, I'm sorry, I'm not christian

Christian: HEATHEN! DEVIL-SPAWN! DEMON! HERETIC! YOU WILL BURN IN THE FIRES OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! YOU MUST CONVERT! ATONE FOR YOUR SINS OF IGNORANCE! IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THE TEACHINGS OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST YOU WILL NOT HAVE ETERNAL SALVATION AND YOU ARE EVVVILLLLLLL!!!!!!

Non-Christian: .................. uhhhh.......*too stunned, frightened, and offended by the raving lunatic in front of them to speak*
by cdsortapes October 14, 2007
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