charleson

it is a word that is very pimp and if you mess with a Charleson you better watch out

Charleson stop you pimp

by Jaydin Charleson April 20, 2017

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants

Being located in the same city, it is natural that the University of Ottawa and Carleton have become rival schools. Here are examples of chants heard on the University of Ottawa campus during frosh week (also known as 101 week):

university of ottawa vs. carleton rival chants:
If I had the wings of a sparrow,
If I had the wings of a crow,
I'd fly over Carleton tomorrow,
and shit on those bastards below, below!
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below, below
shit on, shit on, shit on those bastards below

or

I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole,
I'm an asshole through and through,
but i'd rather be an asshole than to go to Carleton U

by The First GG October 17, 2012

Charlesing

Reading someone's mind with scary accuracy. Even more true if the thing that was mind read was so far out of left field that it feels like Professor X was sitting by in his wheel chair probing your inmost thoughts. Likely, the charlesing will be reoccuring and become an irritation. It's a creepy bonding experience.

(Guy 1 thinks of ordering a pineapple and pepperoni pizza)

Guy 2: Man, I'm crazy hungry. Let's order some weird-ass pineapple pepperoni pizza or something.

Guy 1: Quit charlesing me, bro!

by Psystar October 1, 2011

Charlton Heston

The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.

Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Carleton Place

A small country town in Ontario. Sandwiched between Almonte, Smiths Falls and Ottawa. Possibly the most racist, homophobic town. No variety. Just white, Catholic, rich, conservative folk. The teenagers are all druggies and the adults are all losers who never made it out of the small town. At least they have tailgate parties.

"I'm a closeminded hick whos dream of leaving this stupid town never came true."

"So you're from Carleton Place?"

by CPperson September 30, 2014

Carleton University

The best fucken school in Ontario;
Best Politics program in Canada,

and in the most amaizing city in the WORLD!


Also: Rival school = U of Ottawa.

Carleton University chant:

There's a hole in the city, and its name is Ottawa U // And if you're dull and boring, then it's the place for you // And if you're into concrete, and ugly buildings too // Then welcome to Ottawa U

2-3-4

Fuck you, Ottawa U! // Fuck you, Ottawa U! // En francais, c'est fuckez vous! // Ottawa U // So fuck you, Ottawa U!

by Ravens! March 4, 2009

Bobby Charlton

The singular hair you often find resting across the purple end of your penis, usually noticed when pissing. Reminiscent of the comb-over once sported by Bobby Charlton

Thank god I went for a wash before she went down on me, I had a proper Bobby Charlton.

by Neil "freesome" Wilson October 17, 2008