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Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020
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chaos dimension theory

Chaos is a factor that can be very unpredictable. An example would be an object falling up instead of down or a fire starting without a source or oxygen. Chaos is anything that happens quickly and unusually.

When people are close to death some of them say they see the “Light at the end of the tunnel.” I think that tunnel leads to the chaos dimension. The only time you see this tunnel is when you are close to death but you are not meant to die.

Our bodies are like airplanes, and when you die it is like putting a hole in the plane and the air gets sucked out. But instead of air it is your soul going to the chaos dimension. If people die and are brought back to life their souls rot and become “ghosts.”

The Chaos Dimension

The chaos Dimension is a place where there are no rules or limits. People in the chaos dimension can do anything. They can change their age, fly, morph, breath under water, or anything else. You can go back to the normal dimension but, with two penalties. One you will lose your human-like form. Two when go back a huge disaster will occur. When someone sees the tunnel I explained in paragraph two an actual gateway opens between the dimensions for a very short period of time.

Chaos in the normal dimension is usually very violent and destructive.
there is no example in this dimension. it is just a chaos dimension theory.
by marschaos2 November 13, 2009
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conversational chaos

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.
The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.
by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
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Chaos

Life. Or children. Either one works.
Teacher: THIS IS CHAOS!!
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Chaos

When there is no more cooki
Friend: "There is no more cooki, I ate the last one"
You: "Then you have plunged us in to chaos"
by FrozenPingu January 1, 2020
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tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020
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Condom Chaos

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.
Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.
by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005
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