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The Ceo of swag

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I wont let you gooOooo
The ceo of swag is the most swag person there is.
The Ceo of swag by BroknRobot April 26, 2020

Like a CEO 

Workplace-proof version of Like a boss and can be used in the same manner, for example at the office.

CEO is short for "Chief Executive Officer" and is the top dog of the company.
Office worker to a group of peers: "And I walked up to Ginas desk, put the reports on it and walked straight out without saying a word, like a CEO"
Like a CEO by Spökmacka January 13, 2013

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. 

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap
Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

Armchair CEO 

Any dipshit that talks shit about a company with little or no knowledge of what they are saying. Armchair CEO's are normally stood up and/or owned Once someone gets tired of their endless shit.
Mark (Armchair CEO) - Mcdonalds is screwed, they are the worst thing in this universe besides hell itself. Trust me on this, i know

Sarah - And you base this crap on what? STFU n00b!
Armchair CEO by Pacman12 August 18, 2007

toddler CEO 

The nickname given to facebook co-founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg by blogger Kara Swisher in reference to his young age and relative inexperience in running a behemoth company that could someday be traded publicly.
The toddler CEO shit himself after being informed that his 24% share of facebook could be worth as much as $12.5 billion in an IPO.
toddler CEO by dookeyboy December 6, 2010

The CEO of Swag

He won't let you go...
Ffs... the CEO of Swag just won't let me go!