Calgonize

cal-gon-ize. v. Derived from a brand of cheap body sprays and perfumes, 1. to fill or overpower with a strong cheap scent or foul odor; 2. to make someone feel cheap, offensive, or make someone realize they smell like cheap perfume; 3. to coerce someone by ruining their reputation or by literally spraying them with cheap perfume

1. Her morning breath calgonized the bedroom.
2. You calgonize everything you do.
3. If you don't watch your mouth, I will calgonize you!

by Alkups September 29, 2010

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Caylor

Combo of the names ‘Cindy’ and ‘Taylor’. Two of the dopest funniest bitches out there. Usually ending up in drama or being stalked. Hates mostly everyone. Once they start laughing about one thing and they make eye contact will start laughing about everything.

Person 1: Who is ‘Caylor’?
Person 2: You see those two crackheads over there?
Person 1: The ones yelling?
Person 2: Yeah well meet Caylor

by Originalcrackhead November 6, 2019

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caygills

The coolest family name to have, if you have this your family is far too cool for anyone and deserves to be higher in the world just for there name

Wow I wish I was like the Caygills

by 984065 September 30, 2020

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Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021

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