caterpillared

The dick pic version of getting catfished. When someone's dick doesn't end up being as big as their dick pic.

AP: So how did it end up?
Julia: Well I got fucking caterpillared again
AP: What do you mean?
Julia: His dick was way smaller than the pics he sent me, ughhh

by Snaplatts July 14, 2019

caterpillar technique

When you stick it in her soft and wiggle until it gets hard

“Bro me and girl tried the caterpillar technique last night”

by That1Aussie December 28, 2021

Wriggling caterpillar

When a penis is erect and it moves without you moving your body

When the gang bangers woke up they all had wriggling caterpillars

by Ur urban friend March 30, 2015

Caterpillar house

A house in such bad shape that it would be easier and more cost effective to bulldoze it.

Sure, you could lay new flooring and put in new windows, but it's would still be a Caterpillar house.

by davezawislak May 30, 2009

Missouri caterpillar

Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar

I tried to Missouri caterpillar last week but it died inside

by anonymous November 26, 2024

Caterpillar Squeeze

An act so vile that to describe it here would be unexcuseable.

Girl 1: Did you here what happened to Janey?

Girl 2: Did she get herpes again?

Girl 1: No, that was last week. Jimmy gave her a Caterpillar Squeeze!

Girl 2: *slaps Girl 1 and begins vomiting uncontrollably*

by Phreakin Mohican October 24, 2011

cat piss caterpillar

A rare species of caterpillar that emits a cat piss like substance from tiny pores on its body in attempt to disguise and protect itself from predators. It releases this substance when it feels as if it is in danger.

Lauren : yo why does this tree smell like cat piss
Korren : dude there are cat piss caterpillars shivering their timbers all over this tree right now

by korndog420 March 10, 2022