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Cannabis smokers club

A club that likes to smoke heavy amounts of marijuana and reside in places like wide trees
Hey, I heard you got in the cannabis smokers club!
by Rightinyourmind January 5, 2019
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cannabils

People who eat each other while high on marijuana.
Now that medical pot has been legalized, I am a bit extra wary when I venture out in public for fear of cannabils; I keep an eye out for anyone who might be giving me a "lean and hungry" look.
by QuacksO February 8, 2019
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Cannabisationalism

The public is sensationalized with Cannabis disinformation pertaining to recreational cannabis use. This may also apply to medical use and/or any perception of misinformation about Cannabis, or use of the plant and its by products.
I once believed the Cannabisationalism, then I educated myself on the proper application of cannabis as a medicine (Licensed Producers with PhD Medical Studies) and differentiated those uses from recreational uses (Cheech & Chong).
by phusionphil April 1, 2019
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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Cannabis Courage

Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."

Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."

Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."

Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon. Now he has Cannabis Courage.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
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cannarissa

Beautiful, sweet, and loving moms are named this!!! You are the best (mom)ever!!! They are stay home moms that don’t only take care of you, but make you feel safe!!!
Don’t ever wrong this awesome (mom). She also will always have your back even if you make a mistake!
Wow she is a model and a mom, she must be named Cannarissa!
by Dwight Schrute October 30, 2019
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Cannabis Communist

Cannabis Communists, normally a group of people who cultivate cannabis and split the pot. (Literally and figuratively)
Person1: “Hey, wanna start growing with me? We could be cannabis communists.“

Person2: “What the hells a Cannabis Communist”?
by Mr.MacBoy March 20, 2020
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