callamute

A tiktok account with over 5k followers, most of their content is mcyt!

‘Callamute posted a tiktok today’

by AshElizab3th August 31, 2021

Calamity Flats

AKA Klamath Falls, Oregon. A town in southern Oregon that languished with the decline of the timber industry. AKA Klamath Fails.

I was born in Calamity Flats but moved to Sacradementia when dad got laid off by Weyerhauser.

by DuWayne Lippschitz January 20, 2011

Calamity Bridge

Thinking you have your penis in a girl's vagina but you actually have it in her anus. You have crossed Calamity Bridge.

Oh man, I went across Calamity Bridge last night!

by BunyipLobesy November 18, 2011

Calamio

Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.

- ¿Tu suegra y tu padre están liados?
- Sí
- Pues vaya calamio de navidades

by yiembi June 23, 2016

Calamaties

Gay cross country tendencies

I forgot my condom so no calamaties today. Sorry boys

by Berry mcockenher October 9, 2019

callimacooshcapi

Hold on to the beautiful things in life

“Man, my life’s been falling apart lately.”
Just think of your family and how much they love you and don’t forget your friends. Callimacooshcapi.”

by 3_more_seconds_ March 2, 2020

callahater

The dream merch discord are a bunch of callahaters. people who can not stand callahan and no one knows if its a joke or not.

Person 1: "hey i like callahan"
Dani (callahater) : "why? why do you like him? i dont understand-"

by imundercover445 March 5, 2021