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buttcucked

When your significant other gives their ass up to other people, but won't let you so much as caress it.
Lauren really buttcucked me this weekend. She was telling me about how her ex used to toss her salad, but she won't even let me stick a thumb in it. Wtf bro?
by Don Juan Dinero January 6, 2019
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Royal Buttfucking Stadium

What pops into many a peoples brain when they hear Royal Bafokeng Stadium which is a South African stadium that will be used for the 2010 World Cup
Commentator with English Accent- Hi and Good Evening we are live with World Cup Action from the Royal Bafokeng Stadium!
{The Commentor with English Accent's Brain immediately thinks} (hmm that sounds like royal buttfucking stadium, however i want to keep my friends, my job and my hot wife so I won't royally buttfuck myself by saying that on the air)
by Pnon2 May 27, 2010
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buttruck

Let's go buttruck that girl over there.
God, what a buttrucker!
by mattwong16 June 1, 2011
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buttruck

the clean version of "buttfuck"; can be used to describe anal sex or the anihilation of someone or something
If you hit me, I will buttruck you
The girl over there is so buttruckable!
by mattwong16 June 5, 2011
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butt fuck egypt

Noun. What you call a place that is unfamiliar or far away. You usually end up in locations like this when other people need your help.
Dude! Why are you all the way in butt fuck egypt?
by Beanz M. March 7, 2017
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Buttfucking

When the people at gamestop buy your 50$ game for 9$, then they put it right back on the shelf for 49.99$.
Clerk: Hi welcome to gamestop, can I interest you in a buttfucking.
Customer: No thanks, I'll just sell my shit on ebay.
by Gamer69 August 29, 2012
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Buttfuckistan

A mythical far-away place that is very difficult to a) find on a map and b)leave. It is not unlike Buttfuck Egypt, Buttfuck Idaho, etc., except for added emphasis on being at least an ocean and several mountains farther away. It is a place where people live under rocks, in caves, and in highrise concrete apartments with no water or electrical power. You are always an outsider in Buttfuckistan, and the inhabitants are always at war with each other over pressing, ancient issues you will never be able to fully understand. Sometimes you can find a McDonalds there.
That smell...it's like burning rubber mixed with cow dung...are we in Buttfuckistan?

I got an email telling me I can make $450,000 in two months. All I have to do is open a bank account and cash this $5,000 check from the Royal Emir of Buttfuckistan.
by Benny Dover January 1, 2009
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