California Burglar

While having anal missionary sex with a pregnant woman, thrust your fist into her vagina and pull out her unborn child.

"James! Be gentle! I'm four months pregnant!"
"Oh don't worry baby; I'll be in and out like a California Burglar."

by Captain Fluff March 29, 2009

turd-burglar

a homosexual man

I never knew Elton was a turd-burglar.

by Dunky Oggins November 4, 2003

Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

turd burglar

one who steals or has a great obsession with turds

sick, get away from me turd burglar!

by bill cosby November 21, 2002

Choad Burglar

Basically someone who burgles choads

"Hey marcus what are you doing?"
"Shhh Im just burgling this guys choad"

by Westinator December 1, 2004

felch burglar

Someone who steals felch from a gay man's ass; by either licking or sucking the orifice dry. Afterwards, the thief gargles the felch until regurgitating it back into the orifice, only to steal it again.

That felch burglar is stealing it again!

by LoneRanger September 21, 2006

turd burglar

Forget the other definitions, a "turd burglar" is in fact, a toilet.
You sit, and it burgles the turds from your sphincter.

Ok let's go!

Hang on, I gotta go to the turd burglar first.

(15 minutes later)

Awesome, I'm all ready! My ass has been proper burgled.

by wild nothing December 18, 2012