bungee-gungee

When a man and women both bungee jump off of a building one after the other, and the man slams his penis into the women's cavity while he's still going down and she is going up. The man is usually charge with murder because the women will die. The man will end up with a broken pelvis.

Jailbird 1: how did you end up in here
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy

by Bungee gungeer July 20, 2014

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Bogey bungees

When people get confused before they sneeze and they get two or sometimes more thick runny trails of snot dangling from their nostrils and hanging off their faces.
The look they give you is priceless.

I heard him sneeze and I turned around to see him standing stock-still looking up at me with bogey bungees hanging from his face. Gross right in the middle of dinner.

by Kairan November 17, 2003

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bungee muncher

A Bungee Muncher is someone who has an affinity for performing the act of cunnilingus whilst "bouncing" from the hidey hole to the spidey hole.

Frederick's domineering wife loved having go spelunking in her neither regions. Alternating between her Crevasse & Buttress, she constantly told him, "You're the best Bungee Muncher I've ever had, I'm never divorcing you."

by $trikingViking February 1, 2021

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