mum bummer

The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.

See also: dad spooner, granny grinder

We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.

I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.

by barkbat October 22, 2009

Stoked Bummer

A feeling that arises from a bitter-sweet moment in which you are happy (or "Stoked") about a particular circumstance, while simultaneously saddened (total "Bummer" dude!) due to a consequence of the same event. Only really applies to people in Souther California, or events taking place there.

Me: Dude, so I'm stoked that my little sister is getting a sweet gig in Portland but I'm bummed-out that it means she will be moving out of SoCal.
Buddy: Yeah, Stoked Bummer man.
Me: Double True.

by The Slippery Banana August 11, 2011

Power-Bummed

To have received a powerful, aggressive anal penetration by single or multiple men of larger stature than yourself.

Will: Ouch, I still can't walk.
Martin: har har you've been power-bummed son

by Paddlby January 27, 2015

getting bummed

He had decided after many years within a stale marriage and living a lie that he had to come out and be himself and live openly and honestly as a gay man. Everyone was really accepting of him and that made him happy however he now had one last obstacle to overcome and that was the almost certain knowledge that he would be getting bummed.

He walked into the bedroom where his male lover was waiting for him. He was now out, gay and free. He put some lube on his virgin hole and knew that he was just seconds away from getting bummed. He would soon be living the gay dream!

by Rock Hudson's aunt October 23, 2010

Bummer

a bummer is usually found at partys one who smokes cigarettes but doesnt ever bring a pack and continues to ask/bum cigarettes off others

bummer: hey you got a cigarette i can bum off you
person: not for you
bummer: hey how bout you do you have a cig?
person 2: no this is my last one

by my fingers hurt September 12, 2009

Summer bummer

They state of being bummed because your summer was completely wasted or it didn't turn out how you wanted it to be and now you have to face the consequences of no more holidays because your days were over.

I'm afraid that we're going summer bummer.

by danswords July 14, 2019

Dog Bummer

He who bums dogs

Barnsely Dave Bums Dogs

by James April 3, 2003