Mitch: Jerry , you are such a gooda Buddha!!!
Jerry:Staappp!!!
Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?
Jerry:Staappp!!!
Jerry: You think gooda buddha and gorgonzola allah would be in the dream blunt rotation or nah?
by 90dy May 06, 2024
by Adsmac January 26, 2018
Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 03, 2023
Dude Conrad is writing like Buddha over there.
Foamy: These are crazy times, Mr. Hatter. Crazy like buddha!
Foamy: These are crazy times, Mr. Hatter. Crazy like buddha!
by TOM M M October 25, 2005
After you climax with having sex in the missionary position, get into a deep horse stance over your partner’s face, hands in prayer positions and fart in the face.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shot while trying to face it becomes The Shitty Buddha.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 04, 2024
Immediately after climaxing with your partner in missionary position, stand over them and get into a deep horse stance and fart directly into their face.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
If you accidentally shit while trying to fart, it becomes the Shitty Buddha.
After I was done having sex last night I gave her a Windy Buddha.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
Typical woman: After sex last night he gave me a Windy Buddha and it was the most disrespectful thing anyone has done to me. I think I’m in love.
by Buddha Jay 1984 April 05, 2024