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breakfast buddy 

1. An all inclusive kitchenware set for young children designed to implement healthy eating habits at an early age. The Breakfast Buddy is made of polypropylene plastic and has a distinct odor of fresh spray paint.

2. The joke of section X3 and the bane of team 2's existance.
Come on Robbie, its time for breakfast with your Breakfast Buddy!

Rise and shine, its breakfast time. Bring your buddy!

I hate the Breakfast Buddy.

Some products can be a convenience combo. For example: The Breakfast Buddy.
breakfast buddy by Ketts February 10, 2008
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Breakfast in the morning 

When you cover your penis with syrup and have a girl lick it over until you cum on her face before 9 a.m. and she swallows the cum/syrup mix for breakfast.
Yo Soddy, I'd give Pamela Anderson some breakfast in the morning.

breakfast bomb 

Syrup in a shotglass dropped into milk and chugged to get the day started.
Son, I'm tired... go fill up the shot glass with da sizzurp and get me a glass of milk. Daddy's 'bout to start the day wit a breakfast bomb.
breakfast bomb by kalihimoke March 5, 2008

breakfast beer 

a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs
I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!
breakfast beer by sircasey February 15, 2009

Breakfast Boner 

When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.
Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
Breakfast Boner by Hughseff November 9, 2013

Breakfast pudding 

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.
Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

Breakfast Shot 

A shot of Jameson followed by a small glass of orange juice, followed by a strip of bacon.
Looks like the sun's coming up. Hey bartender, gimme a Breakfast Shot!
Breakfast Shot by teemo1 June 28, 2013