Bleached

when someone whites up something

#1
person 1: Yo FPM is so ghetto!
person 2: Nah, man, that place is bleached
#2
person 1: I'm gonna whoop your ass!
person 2: Yeah, he's gonna kick your butt!
person 1: Nah man, you just bleached it

by nuthead88 June 14, 2011

Bleached

Incredibly intoxicated, wayyyyy past faded

This guy smoked 6 Ls and then drank 4 shots of Tequila. He was bleached that night!

by Jackie Soxx December 9, 2008

beached whale

A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.

Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.

by JDN February 6, 2006

bleached rice

bleached rice is someone who was born asian but acts completely white

Konoria is bleached rice, she talks like a valley girl but smells like fish.

Charlie may never know how he got his name, but veterans of the Vietnam war will never forget.

by bleached whale September 23, 2013

Bleached Asshole

someone who looks innocent but is an asshole behind the scenes

Homelander America's hero is actually a bleached asshole

by Childish Bambino June 21, 2022

Hoe beached whale slut

@__.aly_ssa.__

Hoe beached whale slut goes to st michles

by Fukin aussie July 30, 2019

The Bleached Aqueduct

When two people in a threesome have dicks, one pisses on the others dick while that person is pissing into the mouth of the dickless individual.

"I saw some weird shit last night, some dud was giving his girl and another dude The Bleached Aqueduct."
"Man, you really need to stop looking at weird shit."

by Geriatric Genitalia October 8, 2021