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Charlie Browned

Derived from Charlie Browns repetitive missing of the football.
One that asks a girl out more than twice but gets rejected each time.
1:Did you hear about Dave?
2: Yeah, he asked out Rachel for like the fifth time.
1: Well he totally Charlie Browned it!
by Alec H. February 14, 2008
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chris-browned

When a member of the male species, before known as a nice guy, beats the hell out of you (a woman).
"He chris-browned her", "You just got chris-browned"
by iNii February 13, 2009
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brained

VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.
Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"
by ringo the ratatata January 21, 2008
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Port Brained

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."
Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.
by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009
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Chris Browned

To Being hit, beaten, stricken by someone else.
In other words, to have the Sh*t knocked out of you.
OMG, Did you hear about Tina the other day? She was totally Chris Browned by her friend Jill for making out with Jill's BF!
by Gabe, Duh!! March 11, 2009
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Chris Browned

To inflict major bruises and/or cuts.
He/She got on my nerves, so i had to chris browned him/her back.
by xplosivo March 11, 2009
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Gordon-Browned

To be chastised or harassed by a grumpy scotsman; can be shortened to 'Gordoned'
Ex. 1

Man1: Ah cannae believe it, the boss just gordon-browned for me for being 3 seconds late.

Ex. 2

That whinging Scot has been gordoning me for the last 15 minutes chrissakes.
by krrunch October 27, 2009
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