The greatest singer and guitarist of our time and the official "Sex Icon of Bluegrass" of the International Bluegrass Association (IBMA). He has written and performed many platinum country hits including "99 Years" and was nominated as the IBMA bluegrass guitarist of the year 4 years in a row. He is a very passionate man and was dubbed "Most Attractive Man In Bluegrass Today" by Bluegrass Today Magazine
Woman 1. "Bradley Morning Wood's schlong is so fucking huge I need him so bad". Woman 2. "I wish he would play me like he does that Martin" Woman 1. "I would love to solve his morning wood problem"
by HugestManAlive April 12, 2022
Get the Bradley Morning Wood mug.The most expensive neighbourhood in Toronto, and likely Canada. The main road is the Bridle Path, located in North York. Lots of famous and wealthy people have houses here, like Celine Dion and some of those rich guys on Dragon's Den (or Shark Tank in USA). But mostly it's random billionnaires and tycoons that you've probably never even heard of before. It's spelled "Bridle" as in having to do with horses, not "Bridal" as in having to do with angry women in white satin dresses.
That's the Bridle Path, all the money in Toronto goes right there.
Hey, isn't this the Bridle Path? God, I wanna live here some day...
Look at all those mansions.
Hey, isn't this the Bridle Path? God, I wanna live here some day...
Look at all those mansions.
by Edgar Scott June 29, 2011
Get the The Bridle Path mug.A move used during sexual relations where the thong of a woman is removed and placed upon her head whereby the back of said thong is inserted into the mouth of the woman and pulled upon like the bridle of a horse.
Dude, that cougar I picked up last night was a wild one. I had to put her in the bridle to control her and then gave her the proper horsefucking she deserved.
by Gunrunner72 November 18, 2011
Get the The Bridle mug.A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
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May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.
May even be hotter than Thanos, maybe even he makes people expand more. Thomas Bradley is superior to all life.
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